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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: How To Insider Trade And Influence People (With Tariffs)

Ever since the big reveal of the nonsensical Trump Tariff Equation Americans have been coming to grips with a reality in which their financial future appears to be more or less entirely dependent on a series of wild proclamations emanating at random intervals from the mind of an economically illiterate and extremely orange madman who is drunk on his own power.

This decidedly less than ideal situation has created a reality where Donald Trump can award vast wealth to his friends and followers just by sending a few late night tweets tipping them off about what he's about to say.

It just so happens that data about stock market activity bears out this theory: someone is insider trading on Trump's tweets.

Retoots appreciated.

https://cryptadamus.substack.com/p/how-to-insider-trade-and-influence

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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: Pete Hegseth, A Man Of Questionable Judgment

#PeteHegseth's in the news lately because of a "mishap" with a Signal group chat involving possibly top secret information about killing #Houthis. You might think this demonstrates poor judgment.

This is all less surprising if you know that Hegseth is a crypto bro who lost a bunch of money in possibly the most obvious cryptocurrency ponzi scheme in history, #CelsiusNetwork. Hegseth entrusted the group of Russian Israelis running #Celsius with his hard earned money *even after* the CFO of the firm was sent to prison in #Israel for #moneylaundering and organized crime connections.

tl;dr Maybe America should reconsider putting crypto bros in charge of the military.

Retoots appreciated.

https://cryptadamus.substack.com/p/pete-hegseth-a-man-of-questionable

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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: El Salvador's Gulag Cryptopelago (new, spicier title)

#ElSalvador's in the news a lot right now because the Trump administration shipped a few hundred people off to that country's incredibly dangerous new mega prison, #CECOT.

What seems to have gone unnoticed in all the reporting, however, is Salvadoran dictator #NayibBukele's outsized role in the world of cryptocurrency and through that his direct connections to the Trump administration via Commerce Secretary #HowardLutnick and #Tether.

Retoots appreciated.

https://cryptadamus.substack.com/p/we-need-to-talk-about-el-salvador

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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: The Crypto Grifters of DOGE

Cole Killian is a member of Elon's DOGE. He's also apparently a crypto bro with a long history of proximity to and/or involvement in extremely dodgy crypto ventures.

Retoots appreciated.

https://cryptadamus.substack.com/p/the-crypto-grifters-of-doge

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New issue of #TheCryptocalypseChronicles: The #TrumpCoin Cometh

Or everything you think you need to know but really don't about #TRUMP, #MELANIA, and #BARRON - the Trump family's suite of #memecoins. Retoots appreciated.

https://cryptadamus.substack.com/p/the-trumpcoin-cometh