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@spacemagick I think it's uh cute that you say that, but I hope you're not being obtuse.
@SrRochardBunson
I'm sure you'll get a round to it.
#Geometry #DadJokes
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.
Spiraling hard mentally this morning. Please send all the pics and shitposts. #CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon #PetsOfMastodon #FediPets #BlackCatsOfFedi #TuxedoCatsOfFedi #Bloomscrolling #Asstodon #shitposting #Shitposts #DadJokes #puns
A man found a penguin on the doorstep. He consulted his neighbor who told him “take the penguin to the zoo.”
Many hours later, the neighbor runs into the man, with the penguin, walking side by side in the park.
“I thought you were going to take the penguin to the zoo,” said the neighbor.
“I already did,” said the man. “Now I’m taking him to the movies.”
Source: somewhere on reddit
@pseudonymsupreme
You have a new friend.
Don't bawk at the opportunity.
#DadJoke #DadJokes
I’m planning on starting a jewellery business.
If you want to help, give me a ring.
BONUS #JOKE
Did you hear about the allergic vampire? He couldn't stop coffin.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
@VeroniqueB99
Oof. I gotta say, that #DadJoke was really bad, which means pretty good.
#DadJokes
