SabrinaDent<p>My sister I love, who is a lawyer, and who has DEFINITELY not ever, not even once, smoked a joint IN HER LIFE, has been appointed the <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/Cannabis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cannabis</span></a> Attorney for her state. </p><p>I have IMMEDIATELY sent her a "You're DOPE!" birthday card. Her birthday is in July.</p><p>I am going to get literal YEARS of fun out of this. She is going to really, really regret that her state legalized <a href="https://mastodon.ie/tags/pot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pot</span></a>.</p>