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Man of Sand<p>Ran out of deodorant half-way through. So for your benefit, please approach me only from my left side.</p><p>Thank you 😅 </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Pranked my office coworkers with this little gem this morning! First in-person April 1st in 4-5 years</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/aprilfool" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aprilfool</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/aprilfools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>aprilfools</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/office" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>office</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/worklife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>worklife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>$175 on a wheelbarrow</p><p>$230 on 1 cubic yard of top soil</p><p>I'm a graphic designer. </p><p>What the hell was I thinking buying a home?</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/home" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>home</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeowner</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>I love telling jokes and being able to use my humor to break down barriers.</p><p>But sometimes, I wish people would take me seriously.</p><p>Like some people assume everything that comes out of my mouth is a joke. They start smiling and laughing before I even say anything. So weird.</p><p>I'm not just an incredibly handsome man with funny jokes. I'm quite intelligent too ya know? :)</p><p>Ah... <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Went to a family birthday yesterday. It's funny how much dysfunction exists between generations. Elder generation still believes in 'respect' and traditions. Easily offended. Younger generations have so much apathy, unmotivated and are oblivious to social cues. </p><p>So glad things like this only happen once or twice a year. </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/family" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>family</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>"light drizzle" is what happens when I cough or sneeze now</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/weather" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>weather</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/toronto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toronto</span></a></p>
earthling<p>The Ageless Brain by Dale E. Bredesen, MD</p><p>From the bestselling author of The End of Alzheimer's, Dr. Dale Bredesen, comes a revolutionary new approach to preventing the onset of neurodegenerative disease and creating sustained brain health.</p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bookstodon</span></a></span> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>books</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nonfiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nonfiction</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/neuroscience" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>neuroscience</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/brain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brain</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Just dropped $200 on a dump cart / wheelbarrow.</p><p>Do you know how many action figures that is? Sheesh...</p><p>Homeownership... what were we thinking?!?</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeowner</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeownership" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeownership</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/toronto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toronto</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/gardening" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gardening</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>my butt really hurts today for some reason. </p><p>I've been getting all these weird random body and face pains lately and I don't know why.</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/OldTimer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OldTimer</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>My 80y/o father-in-law is staying with us for a couple of days. Having him over is like having a 2nd kid under 10 in the house.</p><p>Between him and my 7y/o daughter, it's like a circus trying to keep them out of trouble. They are both so curious and yet both lack the appropriate physical / motor skills 😅 </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parenting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Tried to buy more action figures online. But the website wouldn't let me check out.</p><p>Tried 3 different web browsers - nothing.</p><p>My wife must be messing with the office WiFi... *shakes fist*</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/actionfigure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>actionfigure</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/toycollector" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>toycollector</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a></p>
SeaFury 🦜🍉<p>My left hand is noticeably thinner than my right. I feel the muscle has atrophied. Should I be worried or is this normal ageing? <a href="https://aus.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Binge watching lawn care videos and hyping myself up for a spring full of yard work. *GRUNT* gonna buy my first CUBIC YARD of soil and some hand tools! *GRUNT* </p><p>Should also schedule a few deep tissue massages for my back... or maybe just a trip to the mall to use one of those fancy massage chairs. </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/landscaping" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>landscaping</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>I was irrationally ECSTATIC over filling up my gas tank today at 140¢/L instead of 148.2, 152.3 or 158.1! Like what a DEAL! LOL</p><p>(Sorry don't know how to convert that to American Freedom units) </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/poorpeopleproblems" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>poorpeopleproblems</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>I'm so jealous of all the videos I see of dads manicuring their lawns already. </p><p>I just want to get out there and rake and over-seed and fertilize my precious lawn. Make cute little lawn stripes and then judge my neighbors for their brown, weed-infested grass.</p><p>BUT I still have piles of snow on my lawn that haven't melted away yet! </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/lawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lawn</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeowner</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>I should be working. But instead, I've fallen down the "Floor Register Deflectors" rabbit hole... Who knew there could be so many???... 🐰 </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeowner" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeowner</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/homeownership" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>homeownership</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadLife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Back in the office. Survived a week of March Break with my (sick) 7y/o and teacher-wife and her endless list of to-dos.</p><p>I need a week off from their week off 🙃 </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/marchbreak" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>marchbreak</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/parenting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parenting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Took my parents and co. out to their birthday dinner. I always get major anxiety hanging out with the elder fam. </p><p>Gotta really bite my tongue around the anti-intellectuals. They are so oldschool. </p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/mentalhealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mentalhealth</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>I can feel my anxiety rumbling. it's a physical sensation when I suppress my negative thoughts. </p><p>I've done my best to avoid the politics. </p><p>But the cost of living continues to creep up. I've tried to earn extra money freelancing and doing small jobs in addition to my regular full-time job but it just doesn't seem like enough.</p><p>I'm dreading this spring thaw and rainfall warnings. I can't afford another weather-related disaster... </p><p>Such troubling times. How do you cope?</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/mentalhealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mentalhealth</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/anxiety" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>anxiety</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/depression" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>depression</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a></p>
Man of Sand<p>Elderly lady blew me a kiss! </p><p>I was out on my lunch. As I returned to my parked car, I noticed a large SUV struggling to reverse out of their parking spot.</p><p>I walked in front of the SUV and calmly waved and talked the tiny lady through backing out and turning the wheel and exiting.</p><p>Before she drove off, she smiled and blew me a kiss :) </p><p>That could be someone's grandma or mom. </p><p>I hope they tell the story about the handsome brown man with beard who helped her - emphasis on handsome of course!</p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/adulting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>adulting</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/ageing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ageing</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadlife</span></a></p>